LAMBS GONE CRAZY!!My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after lambs because you'll only end up with a movie in your ulna." I never quite understood his advice until one National Talk Like A Pirate Day, I was gardening with my best friend Amanda. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was funny-looking and spooky sounds came from deep within. Amanda saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Hatter's Point of View Part 32
Hatter and Alice turned to see none other than Jack Heart.
"Hello, Alice," he said. "Not interrupting anything, am I?" He held a long sword in his right hand, and it glinted in the sun.
Hatter felt his lip curl, and he took a step forward, shielding Alice with his body.
"I know what you're thinking. How could anyone sneak up on me of all people? And in my own manor, too." Charlie crooned from over in the corner. His hands and feet were bound, and he was lying on the ground.
Hatter felt the bloodlust rise in his veins. He wanted to kill Jack Heart for what he had done to Alice.
Hatter picked up the nearest thing that was even comparable to Jack's sword, and closed the distance between them. Turns out, he had picked up a large, thick stick. It was no match to a sword, of course, but he would be damned if he would let Jack get anywhere near Alice.
"You think you can take me on with that?" Jack sneered.
"I'm not an old man." Hatter snarled back.
"Look, nobody is fighting unless it is me, a